jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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