whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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