Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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