you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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