it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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