The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you guys were way drunker than both of me
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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