All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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