so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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