What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
