Do vagina's smell?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Pants are for mortals
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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