Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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