TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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