Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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