i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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