Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Randomize
