Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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