HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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