Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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