when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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