Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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