And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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