You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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