you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
