Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
