i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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