there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You are a genius and a whore.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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