Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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