it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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