I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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