You smell like a Billy Joel song
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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