Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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