and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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