did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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