"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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