when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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