i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
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