This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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