Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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