I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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