i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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