so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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