we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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