You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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