I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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