Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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