yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Dear god my vagina.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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