yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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