i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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