I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
