it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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