So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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